Terms & Conditions
Terms
By accessing the website https://www.fakeultrasound.com, you are agreeing to be bound by these terms of service, all applicable laws and regulations, and you agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site. All materials contained in this website are protected by applicable copyright and trademark law. All our products are meant soley for entertainment purposes only. This website is meant for users of age 13+, and is not intended to take the place of tests or treatments that have been recommended by a healthcare professional. Products on this site have the potential to be used irresponsibly, and by purchasing from our site you agree not to use them for purposes in which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful to others. If you use our products irresponsibly, we can not be held legally responsible, and can not be held legally accountable for your actions.
Usage
You may not:
- modify or copy the materials
- use materials for any commercial purpose or public display without prior authorization (commercial or non-commercial).
- attempt to decompile or reverse engineer any software contained on Fake Ultrasound’s website.
- remove any copyright or other proprietary notations from the materials; or transfer the materials to another person, or mirror the materials on any other server.
Limitations
In no event shall Fake Ultrasound or its suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of profit or data, or due to business interruption) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Fake Ultrasound’s website, even if Fake Ultrasound or an authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage. As some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.
Links
Fake Ultrasound has not reviewed all sites linked to its website, and is not responsible for the contents of any such linked site. If a site is linked, it does not imply endorsement by Fake Ultrasound site. Use of any such linked sites are at the user’s own risk.
Modifications
Fake Ultrasound may revise or modify its terms of service for its website at any time without notice. By using this website you are agreeing to be bound by the current version of these terms of service.
Disclaimers
Warranty Disclaimer
All warranties of any kind whatsoever express, implied, & statutory, are hereby disclaimed. All implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose are hereby disclaimed. All products sold, including ultrasounds, sonograms, birth announcements, crib cards, and documents are sold “as is” basis.
Professional Disclaimer
This site does not and cannot contain (health, medical, legal, fitness, other) advice. All information is provided for entertainment/prank purposes only and is not a substitute for professional advice of any kind. Before taking any actions based upon such information, we encourage you to consult with appropriate professionals. The use or reliance of any information contained on the is site or our mobile application, is solely at your own risk.
Medical Advice Disclaimer
This website does NOT provide medical advice, and the information including but not limited to text, graphics, images, and all other material contained on this site are for entertainment/prank purposes only. None of the material on this website is intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, treatment or diagnosis of any kind. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this website.
Choice of Forum
All parties agree that the forum for any legal actions associated with the sale and purchase of the products on this site is the state of Iowa.
Refunds, Returns, Cancellations
Refunds
We do not offer refunds on orders that have already been fulfilled or if you have already downloaded the item from our website. If you purchased an item that was supposed to be emailed to you, we can not offer a refund if your order was already fulfilled and emailed. To be eligible for a refund, your order must not be fulfilled/completed, and/or the image must not have been downloaded from our site. Fakeultrasound.com keeps track of all fulfilled/completed orders.
Digital goods such as jpeg files/images or pdf files/images are exempt from being returned or refunded after completion due to the fact that you cannot physically return a digital good.
There are certain situations where refunds may be granted:
- A duplicate item was added to the cart
- You were charged twice for the same item
We will notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund. If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days.
Late or missing refunds
If you haven’t received a refund yet, double check your account. Contact your credit card company if you paid with a card. It may take some time before your refund is officially posted. Otherwise, contact your financial institution. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted.
If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at {contact@fakeultrasound.com}.
Sale items
Only regular priced items may be refunded if your order has not been fulfilled. Sale items cannot be refunded; period.
Exchanges
We do not offer exchanges of any kind. If you do not like the image in the listing; do not purchase it! You will get the image you choose in the listing.
Shipping
We do not physically ship or mail any products. All our products are digital items that are sent via email or instant download only, and nothing will ever be mailed to your postal address.
We only use your shipping/postal address to verify that you are a real person ordering from our site to protect from scammers on the site.
Need help?
Contact us at {contact@fakeultrasound.com} for questions related to refunds and returns or custom orders.
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